“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
Group high five for everyone who is unpopular both in real life and on Tumblr.
we need more than this…
so like… does Raiden take the time before and in between missions to apply make-up cause damnit he’s always rocking a smokey eye better than any make-up guru on youtube
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